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30 October 2009
slug
o the horror. the horror. my dream is of a slug sliding on the edge of a straight razor and laughing as he goes. yeah he picked up the razor and got some more razors and slid into the water slide at centre parks - very slowly - he's a slug - but the funny thing was he had a whole packet of clean sharp razors and about half way down managed to attach some of them to the inside of the water slide - can you imagine? anyway, the next day he waited with glee as the people started shooting out of the pipe at the bottom sliced up to bits and bleeding horribly. after a short while the splash pool began turning red with blood and the water level was rising. strange though that they didn't close the slide - the kids just kept getting up to the top again - streaks of blood pissing everywhere and carried on going down. the slug was expecting screams but all he heard was laughing and joyful exuberance. they just kept going back up for more! soon there were strips of skin literally hanging off and flopping on the floor. nobody seemed bothered at all. this made the slug think. hmm...what if i did the same tomorrow but used manic street preacher lyrics? so...during the night the slug managed to glue an assortment of words taken directly from 'the holy bible' and 'this is my truth tell me yours'. aha! here we go. the first kids went down - ho ho thought the slug. and blammo! out they shot into the splash pool. screaming, reeling, shouting, writhing, twisting in agony!! AAAGGHHH!! get these fucking words off me!!! HELP HELP! i can't breathe!! this made the slug chuckle. he was a right sadistic bastard.
